Only For Sitting Pretty

Almost a delinquent.  Not sure why I waited so long to decide to like it.  It’s been 26 days, and I just have just given up on it.  Miss Piggy.  No curl.  I got to wear my favorite one.  Perhaps I should purchase another.  Hello wind funnel.  Completely excluding flats.  Have a nice trip, see you next fall.  Glad I just missed the crocodiles.  Master storyteller.  Back in the groove.  Maybe a slight mental vacation?  One short of a quintet.  Excellent powers of persuasion.  Lack of response.  Slow on the uptake by one month.  Missed the menu.  Customer service meeting.  New friend, new fan.  Pretty and with a bow, please.  It needs more options.  13 weeks and I had no idea.  An apple is just a catalyst to more hunger.  Irresponsibility and apathy force me to answer every time.  Not in the office.  Definitely scrapping the shoes.  Only for sitting pretty.  Exposure.  Uniform on.  Tickle-Me-Elmo.  Not only on-time, but early.  It’s so roomy now.  I believe it to have been tampered with.  Kick him out and get it over with.  Must strengthen quads.  Just realized what it meant after all these years.  This is true.  Awkward overlap.  Her poker face is lacking.  Too many bubbles with the lid left on.  You can keep waiting, but it’s not gonna get any better.  Auto tuner.  Poppin’ the Advil.  Commando.  Not courteous in the least.  Forgot to finish the playlist.  So familiar.  Constitutional.  Jumped the gun.  Bit the bagel.  It’s a gift.

Incorrect Turnpike

Dream on.  Almost trained.  Forced it away.  You ran into a stapler?   Smoke factor check.  Voicemail.  Energy packet.  Unstoppable.  I have yet to look at them.  Hair cooperation.  Combination of smells.  The bust was too big.  Hard to match.  West Side Story.  Flippie-floppies.  It didn’t come on.  It allowed me to reminisce.  Cottage desire.  That quote is so very true.  Lost in ironing.  So much thought.  It’s losing “it”.  I just Nike-d it.  I won’t be selling those.  Put it in an e-mail.  Started too late.  Too much fat.  Direct hazard?  Switched the entrance around again.  Strange woman.  I wanted to, but I didn’t.  Think twice, act once.  Bullet proof.  Baggies.  Changed color before my eyes.  Not impressed.  Leather bag.  Trying too hard.  Elevated mood.  Incorrect turnpike.  Adoptions for chosen family.  Nice to hear, but don’t get caught up in it.  Magnet.  Deflection can, at times, be a useful tool.  Point made.  Gained it back.  Quinoa.  It works on her.  Frozen.  [weirdness].  No added salt please.  Lack of coordination.  Drippie, spillie, whammie.  The difference between “at” and “with” is really quite profound.  Visual, or at-a-glance, inventory.  No bye-bye.  I select her, too.  How come aunts are “great” but cousins are “second”?  I don’t feel like a strawberry daiquiri is an appropriate way to contribute to your daily fruit intake.  “Why is the rum gone?”  Struck by lightning.  Must have been the radio.  She’s got a very good point.  Even more purpose.  Higher precision and accuracy and also less time.  “Never touch a black man’s radio!”  An inkling is the only other term I can put on it.  Not the whitest.  Forty minutes to spare.  Abbreviations.

Automatic Flushies

No nap.  More than an hour for brekkie.  Coupons.  She didn’t answer, but I expected as much.  Finals week.  Studs.  “I can see your bra.”  “Your bra is showing.”  Of course it’s fine when it isn’t her.  Tupperware found!  As it turns out, it wasn’t a bug bite.  Diamonds or pearls?  Pearls.  Lemon bundt cake/cotton candy – it smells wonderful!  Donkey Kong Country  marathon.  We aren’t as good as we once were, but we’re as good once as we ever were.  Mine Cart Carnage.  We beat it, sort of.  The second one was a bust.  Looked horrible.  Personal neglect.  “Correct, as usual, King Friday.”  She fell asleep on the job.  It IS the best show.  The DVDs need to get here faster.  Long way around.  A bit of a walk.  Hype was good.  Terrible in reality.  Quite possibly the worst of her career.  Laughed until I choked.  He was from August Rush.  Automatic flushies.  Terminal habits.  Doodle Bear.  Burninated shoulders.  Forgot to remind her.  Waitress not waiter.  Hostess failure.  Excellent food.  Paparazzi.  “Tuxado” leotard.  9 is too much when 6 is the limit.  Romper-less.  5g of fiber in 3T.  Circle of Friends wasn’t as big a hit as I had hoped.  Too small.  Lightning bug guts for gum – I’d say that’s a fair trade.  Jumped ship.  Should have waited.  Snow cone date.  Whitesnake.  New for $5.99.  It’s worth a shot.  No used copies.  Whoever has it needs to check it back in.  Home, Jeeves.  Shut it karate style.  They multiplied.  Need to clean it.  Excellent movie.  It wasn’t the one I was promised, but it was a game nonetheless.  Rollover.  Not sure how I feel about it.  Not for you to decide.  It’s unattractive.  It was fine excepting the herd of elephants.

Surreal

Watch out for the things left unsaid.  Don’t buy into the lies.  Sometimes I just some sense knocked back into me.  I was happy to get the call.  Helping others brings me joy.  I had to make the executive decision.  Happy cabinets.  I didn’t feel that I needed to.  Comfortable in my own skin.  I’m so glad I got to!  He’s about the most precious thing ever!  To be that age again, if just for a moment, would be something to experience.  Things are seen so differently.  I really could visualize it.  Change is occurring, and it’s for the better.  So excited.  It’s just easier if it’s avoided.  Missed by four points.  And somehow, it no longer matters.  I need to find a place for it because its current residence is unacceptable.  I wish I knew how to adjust the shade.  Major re-vamping.  They were gnarly.  “Who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are?”  It might have been created just to be deleted, but that’s neither here nor there.  Experience out-ranks it.  I really cannot stand it.  Just thinking about it makes me uncomfortable.  “Why so serious?”  There’s three hours I’ll never get back.  I rather enjoy it, though, because that’s when I have the most vivid dreams.  It’s like taking a trip to another world.  Surreal.  Dysfunctional.  Too deep to make it out.  Too much ketchup.  Much shorter than I remember.  Just not my thing.  It’s what my diet was missing.  Gotta love the power of Nesquik.  Forgot to check.  “After all, tomorrow is another day.”  My intuition is remarkably astute.  It fills me with joy!  No matter how many times you watch it, it’s still a terrible movie.  I wish it would have been them.  2 for 2.

No Dog Barks

It wasn’t handled correctly.  Oopsies, it spillied.  Flustered.  TCB.  Preconceived notions.  Turn on a dime.  Completely unconcerned.  She doesn’t get paid nearly enough.  Everything ends in -ar.  Little seat stealer.  Probably should check on that.  No comment.  LS lied.  Caught me completely off guard.  If in doubt, it’s the liver.  Spring green.  Clearly our definitions of personal space are not the same.  Tricksy.  Moving on.  Usually I try to make a connection that just isn’t there.  Thinking too far ahead?  Trapped.  It’s like a surprise each time I set foot there.  No dog barks.  Quick change artist.  Probably should be formally introduced.  At least it wasn’t breakfast.  Not for you.  The question bothered me.  Influx of e-mail.  Discrepancy between departments.  Learning curve is skewed.  70 pounds.  Ooo-rah!  “I think his name is Bill.”  “Quit cussing!  You’re bad at it!”  I knew I had it in me.  New hobby.  6.2 mph.  Wish I could have kept going.  Not much benefit.  I’ll have to do a sneak-attack.  Like a hoss.  Chicken and rice soup.  Shiner, Texas.  Early bird.  They’re still there.  My favorite part.  “Not my chair, not my problem.”  I don’t think I got the blinds down low enough.  IJE not MSJ.  Insert that picture here.  SOS.  At the end of the show, it was a bowel movement that saved her life.